April 2, 2009 5:59 am AEST — By Long Zheng

Announcing partnership with with Rafael Rivera; new subscription pricing model

The day when I outgrow the “I” in istartedsomething.com has come. After much deliberation with my split personality, a hip young aspiring designer who subscribes to a lavish bi-annual design appreciation cult some refer to as the Apple Store, we have collectively concluded that world domination is twice as fast with two heads instead of one, and to a lesser degree improve our ad revenue as well.

It is therefore with great enthusiasm I announce the partnership with my new partner-in-crime and a Microsoft-enthusiast celebrity most should be familiar with, Rafael Rivera Jr of WithinWindows.com fame.

This partnership has no immediate effects to all you minions, the loyal readers of this blog, but a new world order identity and website will be developed in the coming months.

In related news, due to the current economic climate – cloudy with a perpetual forecast of thunder, hurricanes and other monstrous forces – this blog will be adopting a subscription model based off the wildly popular Windows Marketplace for Mobile pricing structure to support its operations.

Membership will start at $99 per year and includes free access to viewing 5 articles. If you wish to view more, additional articles may be accessed at $99 per article. Should an article be edited or updated after it is originally published, the updated article can be accessed for $99 per update free within 7 days of original publishing free. If you’re not entirely happy with the contents of an article, you may return it within 24 hours for a full self-service refund. More details on this will be available only if you ask for it. Should you find any of this discouraging, a much fairer subscription model (possibly free) is available if you ask for it.

30 comments

  1. Rhodo Zeb says:

    This will be interesting

  2. Nick says:

    I would say “APRIL FOOLS!” but do they celebrate said “holiday” on the second in Australia?

  3. Mike says:

    If I don’t like an article can I return it for full credit within 24 hours?

  4. Jay says:

    long, it was better last year with the new VISTA ULTIMATE EXTRA ^^ (SOUNDS) XD ahah !!!

    cheers man!

  5. Sushovan says:

    Why are you following US timezone for this, Long?

  6. Brandon says:

    Not even funny, this blog is good, but not that good.

  7. Matthew says:

    @Sushovan Its because the majority of his pageviews are from the US … check google analytics.
    @Long Happy April Fools! Just keep the content free ;-) You just need to add a 140 character limit to replies ala Twitter :-P

  8. LoL, Happy April Fool’s Day :D (i think i won’t pay $99 for an articule xD).

    Curious that Rafael hasn’t posted anything about it on withinwindows.com

  9. wreiad says:

    Good April fools joke. I like how you took a jab at Microsoft’s previous Marketplace condtion;)

  10. dj_cityboy says:

    heck! i was excited about a partnership with you and Raf, until i kept reading and then i read about the $99…….and realized this was a hoax!

    nice one!

    peas
    cityboy

  11. Tomer Chachamu says:

    I am very interested in this. Also my deposed Nigerian father has $20million he would like to transfer to Venezuela… via you.

  12. Will says:

    Only $99, come on your worth at least $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999  ,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

    :)

  13. Bryant says:

    “April 2nd, 2009 by Long Zheng”

    April Fools fail

  14. Alessandro says:

    April Fools, no doubt.
    But you should’ve posted it on April 1.

  15. Vivek says:

    It’s April 1st still here in EST…

  16. Zim says:

    Oh, you almost got me till the subscription part! Nice one tough! ;)

  17. Panda X says:

    Wow. He changed the date to 01. Cheater. Now the link on Raf’s leads to a 404.

  18. Long Zheng says:

    Nope I didnt change the date. That would be the work of my evil server adminstrator :p

    I’ve changed it back now.

  19. Anthony Castanza says:

    May I suggest a domain name for your new joint venture?

    istartedwindows.com

    (Yes, I posted this same comment to withinwindows.com first, I feel i have a duty to post to my compatriot in the Windows Beta Program’s site first.)

  20. Albert says:

    I’ll have one of the free* subscriptions please… ;)

    *Free-of-charge service only applicable upon discretion by site publisher and Live.com Jackalope.

  21. Matt Sharpe says:

    @Anthony Castanza: alternatively; withinsomething.com?

  22. Oscar says:

    @Matt: that sounds like a site about bestiality… :-”

  23. Matt Sharpe says:

    @Oscar, hmm… not to me, but whatever floats your boat.

    In general I find the sheer volume of april fools “jokes” on the web quite tiring these days. It’s become a day when it’s not really worth bothering to do much surfing at all.

  24. Long Zheng says:

    Who said anything about a joke :o

  25. miretank says:

    anyone said bestialiteh :o

  26. Matt Sharpe says:

    @Long: My mistake! Where can I sign up for Membership? :-) All kidding aside this is one of the best blogs out there. Keep up the good work :-D

  27. As long as you don’t lose your sense of humor in this ‘fake’ merger, Long, then it’s allll goood :D

    I love the layout of this website too, not so much Rafael’s :P

  28. Paul says:

    westartedsomething.com?

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