Comments on: Happy first birthday Windows Vista

By: Dog Vomit

Dog Vomit — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:39:43 +0000

Happy Birthday Vista!!!
Here’s your birthday cake! Now make a wish and blow out the candle!
Ummmm, it’s been 30 minutes, are you going to make a wish or just run the HDD some more?
***A program needs your permission to make a wish.
***Cancel or Allow?
Finally! Allow, of course.
***Ok then, proceeding with wish.
***A wish has been started. If you started making this wish, press continue
Continue!
***You must have administrator privileges to make this wish.
***Try making a wish again and select “Run as Administrator”
I am the admiinistrator you miserable cunt!
***The wish did not get made successfully
No shit!
***Please wait while windows checks for a solution to this problem
Yeah, well, your older sister XP managed to bake three more cakes and run to the store to get extra napkins in the time that you’ve spent dicking around.
BLOW OUT THE FUCKING CANDLES ALREADY YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

By: Decoy

Decoy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:46:52 +0000

It’s your birthday! There will be cake!

By: xaml

xaml — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:03:00 +0000

9 enthusiasts. 10 with Long. And 11 with

By: yaman

yaman — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:07:33 +0000

yahooooo. 1 year and still running. had vista since pre-released RTM version during sometime in December or earlier. i wish microsoft would lower the prices a little or more than a little for people to adopt it faster and go genuine, it will be better for the company.
after all, vista isn’t bad, it is an advanced somewhat ahead of it’s time “cause of the somehow slow PC’s with some people” but everything is good with me with the premium version.

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Happy First Birthday to Windows Vista | dailyApps — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:27:15 +0000

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By: tecnokrat

tecnokrat — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:14:36 +0000

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Vista.
Last year was a struggle for you and got yourself admitted to ICU. Hope you will get well soon and win the hearts of the people when you will get your SPecial gift number 1 from your lovely Mother very soon.

By: elgook

elgook — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:04:37 +0000

bah take your cake and eat it, I ain’t touching it.. Vista is like the new kid on the block everyone had been hearing about, the rumours about her all sounded good.. but in the end she took too bloody long to get to the playground!, and didn’t deliver what was asked for, and all of her new toys(features)pretty crap and she’s been sleeping around with Mr Dirty DRM.She is also pretty slow at games, doesn’t play nicely and has some personal issues that need sorting out.

Mean while XP has matured nicely and she has lots of friends to play with and help her out in any areas she isn’t as good at, you just have to look around for them.

So long Asta La Vista.. perhaps a personal fitness trainer and personality transplant (aka SP2) might help you out. And make you worth using.

Until then we shall wait for Win7 the sibling that might get it fucking right!… 2011 is it? ZZZzzzz Zzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzz Zzzzz

By: Chakkaradeep

Chakkaradeep — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:27:38 +0000

Happy B’day Vista! Its been a wonderful year with you (from your beta releases!)

By: fiji

fiji — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:02:50 +0000

While it’s Vista’s first birthday, it’s my computer’s half birthday, bought June-July. Windows XP is old school who needs the eXPerience when you can have pOWER and pRODUCTIVITy and best of all eNJOYMENT. I wonder if Vista will survive after her mom gives birth Windows 7, will it get critizized or will it be attacked by Vista.

P.S. Long, ship the cake to me immediately, via Express Shipping

By: Anthony

Anthony — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:13:32 +0000

Yay to Vista! With complications prior to birth, not to mention a late one and being neglected from her mature sister Ex Pee she has been growing steadily through the onslaught of tech journalists and blogs such as this. Hopefully she won’t end up like her late cousin Windows ME. We’re hoping MotherSoft’s 7th child will receive much greater acclaim…

(Sorry for all the connotations to child development, but with that tone already set…)