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June 7, 2007 8:57 pm AEST — By Long Zheng

The Microtrix

You think everything you read about Microsoft is real, but it’s not. They are all apart of a computer simulation, an illusion, called The Microtrix. This is a story about a rebellious group of Microsoft bloggers who wants to find the truth, and won’t let anything get in their way.

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Dear Sinofsky,
I know you’re out there. I can feel you now.
I know that you’re afraid… afraid of bloggers.
You’re afraid of delays and leaks.
I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end.
I came here to tell how it’s going to begin.
I’m going to write a blog post, and then show these people what you don’t want them to see.
I’m going to show them Vista SP1 and Windows 7.
A world without NDAs or embargoes.
A world where anything is possible.
Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Update: Added three additional images.

55 Responses

  1. Too Good!!
    Really the best post by you till date…

    so which pill are you taking?

  2. EelcoV says:

    This is really funny ….. :)

  3. Konstantin says:

    LOL, the best!!!

  4. Keff says:

    Loool:))

  5. A true champion, Long.

  6. Really, pretty nice! Awesome idea :)

  7. Master Of Scorpion says:

    very funnyy.. :)

  8. dhan says:

    Long, you made my day. :-)

  9. Chris says:

    I shouldn’t laugh, but I just did. Maybe one day you’ll be given the red pill.

  10. CoLD-FiRe says:

    LMAO!!!
    Great Work Long!

  11. Long Zheng says:

    @Chris: No I took the blue pill already :P

  12. tino says:

    “There is no SP1!” Thanks for that, Long! :D

  13. David says:

    LMAO…this rocks.

  14. Jeff Therrien says:

    Best post to date. Hilarious!

  15. BoInTheMix says:

    HAHAH LOL That is so funny!

  16. Koogle says:

    That is hilarious reminds me of a similar Matrix comic strip… aaarh its bugging me not know what that site was called!?!?..

    anyway very good to the guys who made it.. still I doubt Vista SP1 is going to be enough to persuade me to buy Vista or many others.. actually I doubt it is.. maybe I’ll wait for Windows 7 instead.. yeah might do that instead :)

  17. ikyouCrow says:

    gag! chips just went down the wrong hole!
    W7 FTW! priceless!

  18. Butch123 says:

    This is really funny

  19. Jason Cox says:

    Long, that looks more like Building 7 to me…
    ;-)

  20. Ely says:

    LMAO Long you are the best bro, I’m gonna pee in my pants lol. :P

  21. William Luu says:

    LOL, well done Long!

  22. Zim says:

    haahahaaha!
    SO funny! xD

  23. Dan Finch says:

    Funny, I’d always imagined that from the neck down, Mary Jo Foley was wearing tye-died hemp t-shirts that said “Impeach Ballmer”. How about a picture of Paul Thurrott shedding a tear superimposed over the WinFS logo with the heading “NEVAR 4GET”.

  24. bookishboy says:

    hey!
    you’ve done a great work

  25. PocketKocurek says:

    oh my lol.. can i get up from teh floor?

  26. Really funny.

    Amazing. Claps for you.

  27. Phenom says:

    Great post!!! Really funny and creative. LOL.

  28. mcakins says:

    OK guys, ‘guess we’ve all had our fun; now to serious business…

    What the freaking heck are we going to do about this FUD(fear, uncertainty and doubts) being spread around by Apple…
    http://4kemall.blogspot.com/

  29. reb says:

    Hilarious :)

  30. Nick says:

    Very nice

  31. Ado says:

    Wow what a load of junk…….. How’s this great in any way?
    So What they late, SP1 leaks, windows released 6 months late oh my god the world is at end……. boooring

    same old stories :(

  32. Sean says:

    Amazing post, really enjoyed reading it! The pictures are very well done!

  33. 31337_lamer says:

    JUST GREAT :D

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