The Microsoft hair test

I have a theory. The amount of hair of a Microsoft executive determines how eccentric he or she is.

Bill GatesJim AllchinRay OzzieSteve SinoffskyJ AllardSteve Ballmer

  • Bill Gates – lots of hair, not eccentric.
  • Jim Allchin – fair bit of hair, bonus points for white hair, not eccentric.
  • Ray Ozzie – a bit of hair, bonus points for white hair, not so eccentric.
  • Steve Sinofsky – barely any hair, the man started a communications blackhole, a bit eccentric.
  • J. Allard – did have hair before cosmetic surgery (bonus pity points), no hair now, eccentric.
  • Steve Ballmer – barely any hair, very eccentric.

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