I have a theory. The amount of hair of a Microsoft executive determines how eccentric he or she is.
- Bill Gates – lots of hair, not eccentric.
- Jim Allchin – fair bit of hair, bonus points for white hair, not eccentric.
- Ray Ozzie – a bit of hair, bonus points for white hair, not so eccentric.
- Steve Sinofsky – barely any hair, the man started a communications blackhole, a bit eccentric.
- J. Allard – did have hair before cosmetic surgery (bonus pity points), no hair now, eccentric.
- Steve Ballmer – barely any hair, very eccentric.
7 Comments
Aaron
Ballmer is one scary looking individual.
Matt Sharpe
An excellent theory, well done!
Jordan Messenger
It looks like Ballmer belongs in nightmares (http://dreamworld.com.au/content/nightmares_standard.asp?name=EnterTh eFreezer)
Kandarp
Nexus
holy sh*t James looked like poop dear god he got a makeover^2
Gonzague
And .. this is true
Bigfoot
Bill’s not eccentric? Your theory fails there but you’re right on the rest
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