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February 21, 2007 AEST — By Long Zheng

The Microsoft hair test

I have a theory. The amount of hair of a Microsoft executive determines how eccentric he or she is.

Bill GatesJim AllchinRay OzzieSteve SinoffskyJ AllardSteve Ballmer

  • Bill Gates – lots of hair, not eccentric.
  • Jim Allchin – fair bit of hair, bonus points for white hair, not eccentric.
  • Ray Ozzie – a bit of hair, bonus points for white hair, not so eccentric.
  • Steve Sinofsky – barely any hair, the man started a communications blackhole, a bit eccentric.
  • J. Allard – did have hair before cosmetic surgery (bonus pity points), no hair now, eccentric.
  • Steve Ballmer – barely any hair, very eccentric.

7 comments

  1. Aaron says:

    Ballmer is one scary looking individual.

  2. Matt Sharpe says:

    An excellent theory, well done!

  3. Nexus says:

    holy sh*t James looked like poop dear god he got a makeover^2

  4. Gonzague says:

    And .. this is true :P

  5. Bigfoot says:

    Bill’s not eccentric? Your theory fails there but you’re right on the rest

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