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October 17, 2006 11:59 pm AEST — By Long Zheng

I don’t need Windows

"I don't need Windows" comic strip

My first attempt at comic art. Hope you like it.

41 Responses

  1. Thomas Stache says:

    (S)He runs all that on the same old box? Seems he made a smart purchase back then! ;-)

  2. _sahirs says:

    yeah. same box all the way till vista – when you got a new monitor. windows runs on more old hardware than one would think! :P

  3. Anthony says:

    Nice attempt at a comic! What tools did you use?

    It’s funny how so many people complain that they’re not going to be forking out the cash to Microsoft’s newest available OS at that time and then in turn an upgrade becomes inevitable (say for Windows ME which was their ‘Millenium bug’!)

  4. Long Zheng says:

    @_sahirs: Not true. The box turned from beige to silver! :D

    @Anthony: Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop.

  5. Raiker says:

    Really nice. Thanks!

  6. madonion says:

    lol, yeah that is SOO true. its weird how windows has that affect on people. as much as you dont think you need it you ned up with it eventually.

  7. jamie says:

    hahaha

  8. Darren says:

    XP is incorrect, so is Vista, but good for a first attemp! How long this take?

  9. Jason Cox says:

    It took me a few re-reads to get the joke, good one Long!

  10. Raj says:

    Really cool work Long! that’s really really good for your first attempt!
    btw, Darren is right. you’ve put Windows ME image in place of XP and XP image in place of Vista.

    Awesome work though :)

  11. Eduardo says:

    Hi there. Good work!
    I wanted to explain Raj and Darren that the joke is the character sees the O.S. it is installed and tells that he doesn’n need THE NEXT ONE. So pay attention and you will notice that that happens in every drawing. In the first one he is looking at a MS-DOS screen, in the next one a W95 screen and so on.
    So it is not wrong. In fact, the joke consists in the perception of that.

    I’m sorry for my poor english.

    Keep going, buddy!

  12. Nice one. I didn’t get the joke at first, I had to read it twice. The “Okay, you really didn’t need Windows ME” is funny. Maybe the character needs a face, with a facial expression that says “Pfff, I don’t need Windows {NextVersion}”.

  13. Darren says:

    Now I get it! Thanks Eduardo!

  14. PocketKocurek says:

    wheres NT and 2k xD?

  15. Kevin says:

    Heh, love it. I’ve always been an eye roller when MS comes out with a new OS whose value is at first dubious and costs $99 to upgrade. But when I got really tired of my mother complaining about Win98, I went out and bought her WinXP Home for X-mas. After that, the complaints stopped because the crashes and reboots stopped. Maybe not always, but Windows upgrades can be worth the money.

    In the case of Vista, the jury is still out for me, but damn I want Aero and ReadyBoost/Drive :-) .

  16. mikibastar says:

    NO ENTIENDO UN CARAJO, ES QUE NO SE INGLES, NO COMPRENDING, NO SPEAK INGLISH, TODA UNA MIERDA

  17. Silverdisc says:

    A/to #mikibastar,

    Muy inteligente por tu parte…Si no lo entiendes, es tu problema, no el de la tira cómica / Very smart comment… if you don’t understand the language, is your problem, not the comic.

    “Dn’t feed th troll”

  18. Ely says:

    hahaha funny, but true.

  19. borhat says:

    Haha. He should be saying “Fiji” in the last panel, not “Vienna.”

  20. Rowan Lewis says:

    Windows 3x must be feeling very left out right about now :P

  21. some1 says:

    Why is Vista in grayscale?

  22. Long Zheng says:

    Because it’s not out yet? It’s the future.

  23. Gr1zz says:

    Love the ME bit, its like the comic has 2 punchlines!
    I would love to see this turn into a series. =-)

  24. ikyouCrow says:

    i second that! series! series!

  25. Long Zheng says:

    A series needs a plot. I have no plot. :P

  26. Scottcc says:

    You should do a Mac OS version…

  27. Buzer says:

    Well, personally I will use Windows 2000 on my main box unitl MS stops supporting it and some critical hole is published. After that, I will upgrade to Windows XP. Hopefully by time Windows XP’s support runs out, Cedega supports most of the games for Linux & most of the “recent” games by then have native port.

    The only thing I have liked about Windows XP when compared to 2k is the remote desktop. There’s many things that I hate about XP though (most being annoyning default settings. Granted I need to change them only once, I still hate it).

  28. Anjana says:

    Excellent One! Perfectly true!

  29. Ranare says:

    Super!
    Phylosophical as well!!
    But you truely don’t need the same old machine.

  30. Walter Rabbit says:

    Most Excellent!

  31. Kako says:

    Funny
    So true, Another reason why windows upgrade no more

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11/21/1629213

  32. owenkun says:

    Haha, so very true.

    Great work, good sir.

  33. aleksi says:

    It’s partly true, but I really didn’t need XP or Vista. Jumped to Linux from Windows 2k. So yea, I really don’t need any Windows, and neither do you!

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