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September 20, 2006 1:43 am AEST — By Long Zheng

Got mice? Get the Official Windows Vista Mousemats!

Windows VistaIf you have mice in your home, both the electronic one and the real one, then you need mousemats! Just like door mats, a mousemat is a representation of who you are.

The Official Windows Vista Mousemat is a true work of art. Crafted from the cheapest materials in the mysterious factories of South Eastern China, these mousemats are produced day and night from the right combinations of tears, sweat and depression. The mousemat captures the full glory of the Windows Vista orb, from the strange looking flag symbol to the revolutionary glossy highlights, the visuals are nothing short of true aggressive branding.

With the help of the helpful James Senior, I am able to bring this exquisite piece of true craftsmanship to you for the price of free! There are 20 fine mousemats to give away, so your chances of winning are better than the George W. Bush getting re-elected. Own a part of software development history. Capture the moments when your favorite Longhorn features got cut. Never again will an operating system be so unique in its development cycle.

Back to the mousemats. It’s round, blue and has a big Vista orb on it. You’ll love it. Compliments well with a Mighty Mouse.

Enter the giveaway to win 1 of 20 Official Windows Vista Mousemats!
Competition closes Wednesday 4th of October, 2006.
This is a random prize-draw, the quality of your one-word response will not be judged.

14 Responses

  1. Nitz says:

    Sign me up! That’s awesome looking. Any plans on selling these suckers, because I’d gladly buy some! I’ve always been a fan of round mousepads over a square or other oddly shaped one, and this one is absolutly wonderful. Simple and clean, and It’s vista, yay!

  2. And what do we need to do? Eat something icky? Try to use a Mac for a week?

  3. ikyouCrow says:

    @Blake Handler

    lol. i’m sure it’s nothihng THAT extreme!

  4. Oscar says:

    Long. Please stop trying to be sarcastic. You just don’t have it in you. Do us all a favor. Please, stop.

    That is all.

  5. Tom says:

    Where did you get these things from?

  6. Luke Dawson says:

    Great! I needed something to put my tea on!

  7. Sava says:

    Realy nice … but to be honest .. I don’t want a slap in the head :) )

  8. Andy Wolf says:

    Mousepads are so 90’s! Haven’t had one for ages now. Good and cheap table is all you need. :D

  9. Jeff says:

    Wow, I need one of these things, mine is very dirty and old.

  10. Henry Troup says:

    I read the conditions. Didn’t click the link.

  11. bull00 says:

    links below are photos of t-shirt & mouse mat
    http://www.geocities.com/m3tvx/DSCF0028.jpg
    http://www.geocities.com/m3tvx/DSCF0024.jpg

    i have the above items for sale lets start the bidding?